IC MAILBOX

[onlystarabove]

IC MAILBOX POST FOR hollyheights

Comments

[ineuphony]

( grumble grumble. )

Jerk...

( welp, it looks like maka will be the last one to make it outside... )

[onlystarabove]

Loseeeeeeeeer!

text; subject: birthday party!

[copia]

Hi, Black☆Star!! I wish to formally invite you to my birthday party!! 🎉
It is going to be Sunday, July 21st, at House 1475.
Make sure you come with an appetite at 5 o'clock, because there will be some yummy
appetizers, and even YUMMIER food for dinner! (╯°□°）╯
The theme is casual chic, so dress nice and comfortably
since the weather tells me that it is going to be cooler than it's been lately. Yay!
Please respond back with your confirmation if you are/are not going
by Friday, July 19th. Thank you and have a good day! (っ◕‿◕)っ ♥

Re: text; subject: birthday party!

[onlystarabove]

IM IN

IM SO IN

Re: text; subject: birthday party!

[copia]

Ha ha, I knew you would be.
I'll see you Sunday!

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[girlmemo]

[ She mails Black☆Star one gold sticker to make up for all the times she deliberately omits the ☆ in his name. This should be enough, right!?

The envelope it comes in doesn't have a name or return address. ]

mail

[onlystarabove]

[THERE'S NO BLACK STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS.

He supposes gold will do.]

mail;

[copia]

[ There will be a note on pink stationary with a gold star attached, although the sender did take a black marker to it and trace around it. The note below reads:

Thank you for the birthday gift, Black☆Star! The tiger is perfect for relaxing on while I read or browse the network, and the hairclip is super cute! Please accept this gold star as a token of my appreciation. :) -Kaede ]

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[rosebow]

[ special delivery of 3 toilet cats!!... to Maka's place that is. Black☆Star gets the bill, which includes a small drawing and a message.



i've delivered the cats to your friend. thank you for the purrchase! - madoka. ]

SPECIAL FUCKING DELIVERY.

[ineuphony]

( all of those fucking toilet cats are on your front lawn. well not all of them. some are them are floating in your pool. yes, she fucking tossed them over the damn fence and they landed in the pool. )

phone;

[ineuphony]

( ring ring, mother fuckin' ring. )

phone;

[onlystarabove]

[Hold on, he's busy taking a poop in his non-cat filled toilet.]

Re: phone;

[ineuphony]

If this jerk doesn't answer...

Re: phone;

[onlystarabove]

[You don't

interrupt

man time.]

Re: phone;

[ineuphony]

( just fucking hangs up and is going to make her way over there. )

shortly after....

[ineuphony]

( BANGING ON THE FUCKING DOOR NOW. )

[onlystarabove]

[Yeah, that was a great shit.

Opening the door all refreshed.]

What's up?

[ineuphony]

( maka grabs him by the collar and pins him to the nearest wall. )

If you're trying to piss me off, guess what? It's working.

[onlystarabove]

[Wow, rude! Shoving back!]

Get the hell off of me!

[ineuphony]

What the freaking hell is your problem, Black☆Star?! What you did was completely uncalled for...!!

[onlystarabove]

What the hell is your problem?! What are you even talking about?

[ineuphony]

You know damn well what I'm talking about. The cats, asshole. Don't even play that innocent act with me.

[onlystarabove]

Oh!

[HEADPAT HEADPAT]

That was pretty hilarious, wasn't it?

[ineuphony]

( she smacks his hand away. )

You've gone too far, Black☆Star. And I've been letting you get away with shit for too long. Report to my place in fifteen-hundred hours for your punishment tomorrow.

( and just turns her back on him and heads out. )

[onlystarabove]

Sheesh, who pissed in your cheerios?

[Said to her back who gives a fuck.]