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[onlystarabove]

IC MAILBOX POST FOR hollyheights

Comments

[ineuphony]

I'd rather be taught by Professor Stein.

[onlystarabove]

Do you seem him around? I don't.

[ineuphony]

( she yawwwwns. )

No.

[onlystarabove]

It's settled then! I'll teach you some new tricks and she'll probably swoon and think you're pretty cool and it all works out.

[ineuphony]

Seriously? What do you know about swooning a girl? And furthermore, no you're not teaching me anything.

[onlystarabove]

I've already surpassed the goddess of love. I know all about it.

[ineuphony]

... Oh gimme a break. Have you even kissed a girl?

[onlystarabove]

I could if I wanted to!

[ineuphony]

Surpassed the Goddess of love, huh? Even I've had my first kiss and I'm supposed to be the "loser".

( used her fingers to quote the loser part. )

[onlystarabove]

Try me! I know everything there is to know about love!

[ineuphony]

Okay. Then tell me what you know.

[onlystarabove]

I know more than your mortal mind can comprehend. Give me a specific question, idiot.

[ineuphony]

Okay, what would be the best way to ask someone on a date?

[onlystarabove]

Are you asking for methods other than just being confident?

[ineuphony]

Methods.

[onlystarabove]

You could always just ask straight up, that's one. But if you want to look good, you should try flowers or chocolates when you do. Asking someone out is pretty simple and casual though so it's not like its difficult or a science.

[ineuphony]

... Huh.

[onlystarabove]

Pretty good, huh?

[ineuphony]

Okay, I'll have to admit. -- That was pretty good advice.

[onlystarabove]

Believe me yet?

[ineuphony]

"Believe" is a strong word.

[onlystarabove]

Say what you want. I know I'm the best at this.

[ineuphony]

I feel no matter what I say would change your mind otherwise.

[onlystarabove]

You're just afraid to admit it.

[ineuphony]

As if!