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I'm not touching your baby!!!!
[ Though the door. ]
[ Though the door. ]
im only fifteen years old
how do girls have babies with another girl anyway
how do girls have babies with another girl anyway
Read this. And btw, I lose lost my hearing so unless you know sign language, which you don't, this is how we're going to have to communicate.
( and she slides a card under his door. in the card it'll say "CONGRATULATIONS PROUD PARENTS: MAKA ALBARN AND BLACK STAR. HERE'S YOUR BABY GIRL, EDEN! )
( and she slides a card under his door. in the card it'll say "CONGRATULATIONS PROUD PARENTS: MAKA ALBARN AND BLACK STAR. HERE'S YOUR BABY GIRL, EDEN! )
[A long pause.]
i didnt do anything like this with you
the great Black☆Star has more important things to worry about
like toe gunk
like toe gunk
( she'll be standing there with her arms crossed before she unfolds to text something on her phone then holds it up to him: )
Thank you.
( and then she heads back downstairs. eden is still asleep but she appears to be waking up, squirming a little and making tiny baby noises. )
Thank you.
( and then she heads back downstairs. eden is still asleep but she appears to be waking up, squirming a little and making tiny baby noises. )
[He sort of picks it up and holds it at arms length, not even caring that it's just waking up. And he gives Maka a weird look.]
[NOPE. Passing it to Maka looking quite dumb.]
( you're becoming useless. is what she wants to say but she lets her expression say that for her. anyway, she takes the baby and sets her down on the floor for her to crawl or whatever. maka takes out her cellphone, texts, then shows: )
I hope you don't get children.
I hope you don't get children.
[ brb typing back ]
ill have a better wife than you
[ iceburn ]
ill have a better wife than you
[ iceburn ]
( she eye rolls at her friend and turns her attention back at eden, who is trying to go upstairs because stairs look fun to accomplish. maka walks over to the baby to pick up. while trying to hold the baby, she tilts her head over at the baby bottle to black☆star in hope he can understand that she needs it to feed her. )
[ He shrugs and grabs the bottle.
Only to send it at Maka in a football pass. WOOOOOOOO. ]
Only to send it at Maka in a football pass. WOOOOOOOO. ]
( and since she has a freaking baby in her arms, she doesn't catch this said bottle. maka dodges it and the bottle gets splat on the wall. there's milk all over the wall now. bottle's not broken so that's good. maka gives him a look as the baby makes a whimpering noise at the sudden crash sound. )
You're cleaning that up and you're buying milk, too.
You're cleaning that up and you're buying milk, too.
[Yeah right. Black Star just sticks out his tongue and laughs!]
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