IC MAILBOX

[onlystarabove]

IC MAILBOX POST FOR hollyheights

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[onlystarabove]

i smell a trick

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[ineuphony]

UGH! FINE I'LL JUST GO OVER THERE.

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[onlystarabove]

ill kick you out of the house if this is stupid

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[ineuphony]

( she's not answering but the good news is - at least it doesn't take her too long to go to his place since they live very close. there will be a knock on the door. and when black star answers it, he will see maka and a baby stroller. inside the baby stroller will be... well, a baby. a girl baby who is asleep and all tucked in. )

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[onlystarabove]

[ grandpasimpson.gif

as in opening the door, turning around, and shutting it. ]

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[ineuphony]

( oh my gosh, is he fucking kidding?! she fiddles with the doorknob, you better not had locked it. )

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[onlystarabove]

[ Don't give him the credit of being smart enough to do that. ]

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[ineuphony]

( then here she comes. walking right on inside with the sleeping baby. )

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[onlystarabove]

[ RUNNING OFF TO HIS BEDROOM

PLS GO AWAY WITH BABY

REMOVE BABY ]

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[ineuphony]

( oh for the love of -- she sighs to herself and glances down at the baby. still fast asleep so hopefully, eden will be okay for a little bit on her own. so maka heads on upstairs to his room and knocks. )

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[onlystarabove]

I'm not touching your baby!!!!

[ Though the door. ]

[ineuphony]

( not like she can hear him scream that anyway. maka pulls out her cellphone and texts him. )

Will you just come out so we can talk? For once act like an adult.

[onlystarabove]

im only fifteen years old

how do girls have babies with another girl anyway

[ineuphony]

Read this. And btw, I lose lost my hearing so unless you know sign language, which you don't, this is how we're going to have to communicate.

( and she slides a card under his door. in the card it'll say "CONGRATULATIONS PROUD PARENTS: MAKA ALBARN AND BLACK STAR. HERE'S YOUR BABY GIRL, EDEN! )

[onlystarabove]

[A long pause.]

i didnt do anything like this with you

[ineuphony]

No shit, Sherlock. It's one of the Landlord's doing again.

[onlystarabove]

I DONT LIKE THE IMPLICATIONS

[ineuphony]

Whatever. You're helping me. From what my family says, she keeps calling for "Dada".

[onlystarabove]

the great Black☆Star has more important things to worry about

like toe gunk

[ineuphony]

Get out here and help me!

[onlystarabove]

FINE WHATEVER

[ SLAMMING THE DOOR OPEN ]

[ineuphony]

( she'll be standing there with her arms crossed before she unfolds to text something on her phone then holds it up to him: )

Thank you.

( and then she heads back downstairs. eden is still asleep but she appears to be waking up, squirming a little and making tiny baby noises. )

[onlystarabove]

[He sort of picks it up and holds it at arms length, not even caring that it's just waking up. And he gives Maka a weird look.]

[ineuphony]

( is that how you're gonna hold her? wow, you're dumb. please don't have babies. but eden wakes up fully and looks at black☆star all curiously before she says something almost like "dada". )

[onlystarabove]

[NOPE. Passing it to Maka looking quite dumb.]