IC MAILBOX

[onlystarabove]

IC MAILBOX POST FOR hollyheights

Comments

[onlystarabove]

That's a pretty good point. I guess you're right.

[reloves]

Aren't you glad to have someone confirming that you're really as awesome as you think you are?

[onlystarabove]

What the heck is that even all about?! How about I just confirm it myself?!

[reloves]

[ ... Why is this guy so weird.. ]

Don't you think it's nice to have other people acknowledge how awesome you are?

[onlystarabove]

Like I said having fans is great and I'll take care of them but when you're on my level, you don't need them.

[reloves]

[ The next time he goes to check for a note in the mailbox, he might find Minako just plainly jumping out of the bushes - twigs and leaves in her hair and all. ]

How are you so impossible?!

[onlystarabove]

Because I do the impossible, see the invisible, and fight the power!

[reloves]

That doesn't even make sense!!

[ You of all people aren't allowed to say that, Minako. ]

[onlystarabove]

You've got a lot to learn, young fan.

[reloves]

I'm not your fan, idiot! I was just saying that stuff to fool you!

[onlystarabove]

.................

[reloves]

...

[ Wait, did it work... ]

A.. are you feeling crushed right now..?!

[onlystarabove]

I'm feeling more like kicking your ass.

[reloves]

You're the least understandable person ever! This was all in revenge for you thinking it's okay to hurt girls to begin with, jerk..!

[onlystarabove]

What? Are you trying to say girls are too weak to get hit?

You're a loser.

[reloves]

Too weak? No way, I could easily beat you! And I have female friends who are even stronger! [ Since she means easily beat him probably with the help of her powers.. but Makoto's practically a bulldozer. ]

It's just cruel to hit girls, that's why! Do you have no sense of compassion?

[onlystarabove]

You're just scared. Don't you have a mother here you can go crying to or something?

[reloves]

What part of me looks scared, moron?!

[onlystarabove]

ALL OF YOU! YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME!

[reloves]

I can handle you just fine, moron! It's just that a graceful lady like me shouldn't fight! [ no part of minako whatsoever is "graceful". ]

[onlystarabove]

WHAT PART OF YOU IS GRACEFUL?! CERTAINLY NOT YOUR CHEST 'CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING THERE TO BE GRACEFUL!

[reloves]

[ At that she immediately sticks her chest out. No shame. ]

Excuse me?! Are you blind?!

[onlystarabove]

Small time. My partner has you beat seventy ways to sundown.

[onlystarabove]

[onlystarabove]

YEP, I'M AWESOME!